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[administration]

because i don't want or need them.

[gayopolis]

okay, but have you ever worn them? please tell me you've at least worn them before.

[administration]

yes, i've worn them.
in the 50s.

[gayopolis]

in the 50s.
were you a greaser? tight jeans, cuffed at the ankles, hair slicked back?

[administration]

that was the style at the time, yes.

[ which is not quite a yes or a no. ]

[gayopolis]

if only i'd been born thirty years sooner.

[administration]

[ well. ]

oh, you would've loved the cold war.

[gayopolis]

with you in those jeans? couldn't have been that cold.

[ because he's guessing those jeans were pretty hot.

...yes, he's aware that it's not called the cold war because it was actually cold. just let him flirt, okay. ]

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[administration]

justin.

[administration]

[ just so he's sure... ]

cold means stalemated. both sides unable to take further action or move forward.
an example: this conversation.

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[gayopolis]

raphael.

[gayopolis]

it was a joke.

i forgot you don't like those.

[administration]

i don't like bad jokes.

[gayopolis]

you can't tell me you didn't smile at 'a pain in the knee'. come on.

[administration]

not this again.
besides, your short vampire should focus on the calves for practicality. knees are all bone.

[gayopolis]

you're thinking about it way too much, that's why you don't think it's funny.

i'm going to make you laugh eventually.

[administration]

maybe you're not thinking about it enough. you make it too easy to poke holes in your humor.

you might. you've gotten somewhat close in the past.

[gayopolis]

you're not supposed to try to find the holes, you're supposed to gloss over them for the sake of the joke.

really?

[administration]

i'll keep that in mind. for your sake.

yes.
though the difference between laughing with you and laughing at you may be important here.

[gayopolis]

[ raphael are you lowkey calling justin a joke because wow rude. ]

you know, you're lucky i'm not easily offended. besides, i feel like you don't laugh very often, so if you happen to laugh at the expense of me making a fool of myself, i'll take it.

[administration]

[ shouldn't justin be used to it by now? if not, he will be. also please stop making correct assumptions about what he does and doesn't do. it's like you're starting to know him or something. ]

i didn't realize it was so important to you.

hella late feel free to ignore

[gayopolis]

well.

i mean, why shouldn't you smile?

you can't make me

[administration]

in general?
or around you?

[gayopolis]

i meant in general.
but both, i guess.

[administration]

i don't see why you should smile constantly.
or why you would.

[ vaguely answers this question? ]